Archivist’s Notes: This form is necessary to ensure proper timing. There are only two portal rings, and they work only A) on planets with a portal base, or B) in conjunction with le Persequor. Since Uurah performs most portal transfers, appointments are required. Per Pietas, Uurah’s time is as valuable as his own. - JA

Archivist’s Notes: My lord wishes me to assure you that any gift to him is appreciated and will become part of his permanent collection. No form is required to give a gift. My lord will remember the exact item, what date it was given, where he was at the time, who gave it to him, and what they were wearing. The form is for my use so I can track its location and present it to our lord if/when requested. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - UA

Archivist’s Notes: Submission of this form has never resulted in the requested action. - UA

Archivist’s Notes: Attention all Sempervians. Please cease requesting garments via this channel. Use the garmet channel in the Immortals Only section. This one is not yet live and will be available only to mortals. - UA
Do sizes still run large? Last time I got a small t-shirt and I swam in it. - GT
Figuratively swam in it. I didn't actually swim in it. I'd delete that comment if someone would just let us delete comments. - GT
Uurah, did you know you have a typo in your announcement? It should be "garments" unless there's something new we don't know about. - GT
*Garments. - UA
If we were allowed to edit or delete comments, that would have saved at least two lines of comments. - GT
*Five. But who's counting? - TD
Apparently GT. - JA

Archivist’s Notes: *My lord wishes me to assure you that "permanent death" means ending your life role in a particular place. Not perma-death. - UQ